Do you really think that modern humans just appeared out of nowhere some 200,000 years ago?  Of course you do, Dum Dum, but I’ll educate you a bit.

These modern humans that just magically appeared were as smart as we are.  Do you really think that people with our intelligence (mine, not yours, Dum Dum) ate bugs and lived in caves for 195,000 years?  It’s absolutely, positively, impossible for that to be true. Well, maybe your branches of the human family tree lived like that but mine didn’t.

In fact, I believe that it is likely that many great civilizations came and went long before 200,000 years ago. The sands of time have wiped most of the evidence away but every now and again artifacts show up and we are forced to ponder this truth.

Gotta run, Dum Dum, I have important genius stuff to do.

The eggheads will tell you that communication between universes is impossible.  That’s so retarded I won’t even discuss it.  Rather, I will tell you how it is done in one word: dreams.

Do you really think that your mind makes up Hollywood productions to simply entertain you every night? No, Dum Dum, it doesn’t.  The fact is that your mind (yes, even your weak, pathetic mind) is a powerful sending and receiving device.  When you dream, you are literally seeing through the eyes of your other selves.  Your mind is literally ripping through other dimensions and realities and you are seeing real events.

How does this happen?  I’ll dumb it down for you - When you sleep (or when some people meditate) your brain is able to work on a completely different “wavelength” if you will.  Your mind begins to pick up “vibrations” that are otherwise undetectable. Sort of like when your dog can hear the mailman but you can’t.

Anyway, I have important genius stuff to do right now, I’ll comment more on this later.

The truth is that we don’t need a body to prove that Bigfoot is real.  We only need to look at what happens when people see one of these beings.  For the most part, their lives change forever.  Hell, some of them end up living in campers in the woods desperately trying to prove to the rest of the world that they aren’t crazy.  People don’t do that because they saw a shadow, I don’t buy it.  Only a real sighting can cause that kind of reaction and that alone is proof enough for me.

The holy grail in the Bigfoot world is of course to find a body.  That will never happen, in fact, it is physically impossible for it to happen. Why? Because the creatures are not of this universe, that’s why.  I believe that they live in a hellish world where they constantly phase in and out of their reality.  Sometimes they turn up here, sometimes they turn up in other universes.  The evidence supports this claim, if you only care to look at it.

First of all, Bigfoot tracks are almost always found in short sets.  A dozen here, a dozen there, that’s it.  Why? Because they phase in, they phase out, and they are gone.  I don’t think they are ever 100% in our universe, more likely just about 99% or so then they are pulled back before they know what happened.

Next, a body has never been found.  I don’t care how rare they are, a body would have been found by now.  Yes, I’m aware of Grover Krantz’ reasoning behind this (essentially that they are 100 times more rare than the rarest described large vertebrates) and that animals such as bears are rarely, if ever, found dead. Well, I HAVE found a dead bear so really I don’t put much stock in the “too rare to ever turn up” argument.  The fact is, they don’t turn up dead because they phase back to their own universes. With all of the sightings, some physical evidence should have turned up by now.  Where is it?  It’s in their universe, that’s where.

The next question is usually: Are they flesh and blood creatures?  Yes, of course they are.  They aren’t ghosts or spirits (those are flesh and blood too - more on that later) they are simply beings who are unfortunate enough to live in a world lacking quantum stability.

Erik Beckjord once speculated that they traveled via wormholes; I don’t believe that to be true however that theory is what led me to this conclusion.

I’ll have more on this theory later but it is getting late now.

I have a few theories about where the aliens are…

1)  They simply don’t exist.  If the theory that there is an infinite number of universes is true, then it follows that we could be in a universe where there are no aliens.

2) They are too far away to make contact.  Ever.  I think this is the most likely scenario.

3) They are more primitive than us and unable to send out or receive/decipher radio signals.

4) They know something we don’t and are keeping a low profile.

5) They are so vastly different from us that communication with us doesn’t even occur to them.  Sort of like if we tried to talk to a roach or if a horse tried to talk to a parakeet.  It just doesn’t work.  Note that (assuming they exist) I don’t think they are necessarily more intelligent or advanced than we are, but rather just entirely different.

6)  They are here and the government is covering it up.  I actually don’t believe this theory, I believe that any visitors we’ve had are from our distant future (or perhaps our distant past), not outer space.  The government could be covering something up but I don’t think it is aliens.  Could be I guess, who knows.

I think it is quite likely that most of the UFOs are piloted by time travelers, not aliens.  For some reason, ufo enthusiasts have decided that we are the center of the universe and that aliens from all across the galaxy visit us on a regular basis.   My question is this:  Out of all of the uncountable billions of stars in the universe, what makes them think that the aliens would be able to find us at all?  I’m not saying it’s not possible, I’m just not convinced.  On the other hand, however, time travelers would know exactly where to find us and how to get whatever it is they need from us.

I’m going to change the site a bit and from now on I’m mainly going to focus on my crackpot scientific theories, weird news, stuff like that.