The truth is that we don’t need a body to prove that Bigfoot is real.  We only need to look at what happens when people see one of these beings.  For the most part, their lives change forever.  Hell, some of them end up living in campers in the woods desperately trying to prove to the rest of the world that they aren’t crazy.  People don’t do that because they saw a shadow, I don’t buy it.  Only a real sighting can cause that kind of reaction and that alone is proof enough for me.

The holy grail in the Bigfoot world is of course to find a body.  That will never happen, in fact, it is physically impossible for it to happen. Why? Because the creatures are not of this universe, that’s why.  I believe that they live in a hellish world where they constantly phase in and out of their reality.  Sometimes they turn up here, sometimes they turn up in other universes.  The evidence supports this claim, if you only care to look at it.

First of all, Bigfoot tracks are almost always found in short sets.  A dozen here, a dozen there, that’s it.  Why? Because they phase in, they phase out, and they are gone.  I don’t think they are ever 100% in our universe, more likely just about 99% or so then they are pulled back before they know what happened.

Next, a body has never been found.  I don’t care how rare they are, a body would have been found by now.  Yes, I’m aware of Grover Krantz’ reasoning behind this (essentially that they are 100 times more rare than the rarest described large vertebrates) and that animals such as bears are rarely, if ever, found dead. Well, I HAVE found a dead bear so really I don’t put much stock in the “too rare to ever turn up” argument.  The fact is, they don’t turn up dead because they phase back to their own universes. With all of the sightings, some physical evidence should have turned up by now.  Where is it?  It’s in their universe, that’s where.

The next question is usually: Are they flesh and blood creatures?  Yes, of course they are.  They aren’t ghosts or spirits (those are flesh and blood too - more on that later) they are simply beings who are unfortunate enough to live in a world lacking quantum stability.

Erik Beckjord once speculated that they traveled via wormholes; I don’t believe that to be true however that theory is what led me to this conclusion.

I’ll have more on this theory later but it is getting late now.