Do you really think that modern humans just appeared out of nowhere some 200,000 years ago?  Of course you do, Dum Dum, but I’ll educate you a bit.

These modern humans that just magically appeared were as smart as we are.  Do you really think that people with our intelligence (mine, not yours, Dum Dum) ate bugs and lived in caves for 195,000 years?  It’s absolutely, positively, impossible for that to be true. Well, maybe your branches of the human family tree lived like that but mine didn’t.

In fact, I believe that it is likely that many great civilizations came and went long before 200,000 years ago. The sands of time have wiped most of the evidence away but every now and again artifacts show up and we are forced to ponder this truth.

Gotta run, Dum Dum, I have important genius stuff to do.